How to Say Hello to an Alien?

When aliens land, if they're not already here
What would I say? 'Fancy a beer?'
How was you journey? Have you come far?
Which route did you take? Was the galaxy clear?

Where are you from? What's it like there?
Tell me more, do you breathe air?
What do you think of our strange little home?
Would you come back? Or go elsewhere?

Us humans! not everybody's cup of tea
We've fucked up the planet and polluted the sea
We're a bunch of numpties making the best
It was nice to meet you but feel free to disagree

Are you taking over? Or just staying a while?
Catching your breath for the next trillion miles?
Thank you for calling and blowing my mind
And if nothing else you made me smile
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